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@Anonymous

Your fucking forklift driver needs to get a goddamn grip! I was just minding my own damn business, and he comes barreling around the corner, nearly runs me the hell over, and then has the balls to get in my face and push me! Who the fuck does that?!

First of all, learn how to operate your little machine without putting others at risk, you numbskull! And secondly, keep your grubby hands to yourself, you piece of shit! I'm not your punching bag, pal!
"I swear, some people have no concept of personal space or basic human decency. Get a clue, forklift driver, you absolute moron! You're not the king of the warehouse, and I won't be bullied by your entitled attitude, you arrogant prick!

"Shape up, or ship out! And if you can't handle the job without being a menace, then maybe you're the one who should be 'lifted' out of there, you goddamn idiot!

#ForkliftFury #WarehouseWoes #EntitledEmployees #PersonalSpacePlease #BullyingIsNotOkay #GetYourActTogether

@Anonymous

Are you kidding me,? You think you can constantly provoke me, push my buttons, and disrespect me, and I'll just take it lying down?! Newsflash: I'm not your punching bag!

You've been testing my patience for months, and I've had enough of your crap! Your constant jabs, snide comments, and condescending attitude finally got the best of me. You wanted a reaction, and you got one. Don't act surprised!

You claim we're "friends," but friends don't try to goad each other into fights. Friends don't belittle and mock each other. Friends don't create toxic environments. You're not a friend; you're a ticking time bomb waiting to explode!

I'm done with your games and your manipulation. If you want to fight, let's do it. But don't cry when you get hurt, because you asked for it! I swear one of these days i'm going to KNOCK YOU DA FUCK Out you bitch

#ToxicFriendship #Provoked #FightMode #DoneWithYourGames #FormerFriend #RespectIsKey #DontPokeTheBear

@Anonymous

day 14 of this freaking diet and I'm still fighting the good fight! It's like my taste buds are in a constant battle with my willpower. I mean, who needs pizza and ice cream when you can have... drumroll ...salads and grilled chicken?! Give me a break!

But seriously, it's hard as hell to resist the temptation of delicious, unhealthy food when it's everywhere! Social media is no help, with all the mouth-watering food pics and "treat yourself" memes. Newsflash: my diet is not a "treat yourself" kind of situation, you damn foodies!

And these fuckin cravings! They're like my arch-nemesis, lurking in the shadows, waiting to pounce on my weak moments. But I'm determined to outsmart those bastards and stick to my goals!

#DietStruggles #HealthyEating #WillpowerWars #FoodieFrustration #SaladSquad #DietingSuperhero #TreatYourselfToAHealthyLife #RantModeActivated #DietingIsHardAsHell

@Anonymous

So, I'm starting to ramp up my job search lately. Friday, a company reaches out to me on Indeed. I research them and schedule a phone interview that day, with the HR person (Sarah) saying that we were going to have a Zoom call on Monday.

No response Monday or Tuesday, and followup calls were dodged.

This morning, I get this email:

Hi [name]

I apologize for the delayed response. I had a personal matter come up that resulted in me being out of the office unexpectedly on Monday and Tuesday this week.

We had a candidate complete a final interview Monday morning, and the decision was made to extend an offer to this individual, who accepted the job.

I really appreciate your interest and time you took to speak with me about this role. We value your candidacy and wish you the best in your job search. Your skills are valuable, and you'll find the right fit.

Thank you again for your interest in our company.

Best regards,

Sarah

I'm sorry, but I was so taken aback by that underhandedness, and so I fired off an email responding to it:

Hi Sarah,

I must say I am disappointed and taken aback by the recent turn of events regarding the recruitment process. While I understand that personal emergencies can arise, the professional fallout in terms of communication and process has been mismanaged from my perspective.

Having prepared diligently for the scheduled interview, I was left without any communication or courtesy notice when it was canceled. Learning only after the fact that the position had been filled compounds my frustration, as it suggests a disregard not only for my candidacy but for basic professionalism.

Moreover, my attempts to reach you over the past three days have been met with silence, further adding to my frustration. This lack of response has left me feeling disregarded and undervalued, making an already disappointing situation feel even more discouraging.

The decision to extend an offer to another candidate without allowing me to participate as planned leaves me questioning the fairness and transparency of the hiring process. This experience starkly contrasts with the high regard in which I held this company based on our initial interactions.

I am writing this not just to express my frustration but to highlight an opportunity for improving how potential future disruptions are handled. I hope feedback like mine can be constructive, ensuring no other candidate feels as sidelined as I do now.

Thank you for your attention to this matter. I hope we can move forward constructively, and I remain open to future opportunities that may align with my skills and professional goals.

Best regards,

[name]

@Anonymous

Goddammit, this suspicion is eating me alive! I can't fucking shake off the feeling that my husband is cheating on me. Every little thing he does makes me wonder if he's lying, if he's sneaking around behind my back. Is he really working late, or is he out with that fucking bitch?!

Why is he being so secretive about his phone and laptop? What the hell is he hiding?! I feel like I'm walking on eggshells, waiting for the other shoe to drop. Every moment feels like an eternity, and I can't focus on anything else. The thought of him betraying me, of him lying to me, of him sharing intimate moments with someone else... it's all-consuming
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I'm so fucking angry and hurt and scared all at once. I feel like I'm losing my mind. I need to know the truth, but I'm terrified of what I might find out. What if he confirms my worst fears? What if our relationship is just a fucking sham?!

@Anonymous

So I got kicked off Reddit yesterday. I know there was someone who said they got kicked off Reddit this week as well. I'm a different guy.

I post one post about how a prospective employer screwed me over and I responded back, and everyone wants to drag my name through the mud.

Just because I used the c word to describe the hiring manager doesn't mean I'm a sexist.

She promised me I would have a technical interview with a manager on Monday. Monday rolled around, I didn't get the invite. Nor did I get anything Tuesday. Wednesday morning she emails me saying the job I was best qualified for was given to someone else while she was busy dodging my calls.

I hate when Redditors go through my post history and try to use that against me. Fuck off.

@Anonymous

These are your daily reminders:

If you don't like America, get out.

There are only two genders.

The earth is ROUND

Guns don't kill people, people kill people.

Addiction is not a disease.

Tyra Banks is a cunt.

So is Ariana Grande.

George Floyd died of an overdose

Vaccines don't cause autism

If you come up to me begging for money when I'm just trying to walk somewhere, like work or the store, chances are high I will punch you in the face.

There is nothing and I mean NOTHING that’s important enough that a news station has to interrupt regularly scheduled programming to tell us. Tell us at the next news hour if it’s that important.

I am not sharing my seat on the train no matter how much you bitch and moan or how crowded or not crowded the train is.

Biden is still not my fucking president.

I am still not speaking to my cousin for disrespecting my wife by not inviting her to her baby shower!

@Anonymous

HOLY SHIT, WHO THE FUCK DOES THAT?! MY BIRTHDAY, MY CANDLES, MY FUCKING MOMENT! AND SOME INCONSIDERATE, CANDLE-HATING, JOY-RUINING ASSHOLE COMES ALONG AND BLOWS THEM OUT?!
I SPENT ALL DAY WAITING FOR THIS MOMENT, ANTICIPATING THE SWEET, SWEET TASTE OF BIRTHDAY CAKE AND THE WARM, FUZZY FEELING OF BEING SURROUNDED BY LOVED ONES. AND THEN, IN ONE swift, candle-snuffing motion, IT'S ALL RUINED!
WHO THE FUCK GAVE THEM PERMISSION TO INTERFERE WITH MY BIRTHDAY MAGIC?! DID THEY NOT SEE THE "DO NOT TOUCH" SIGN ON MY CAKE?! DID THEY NOT FEEL THE WEIGHT OF MY DEATH STARE AS THEY APPROACHED THE CANDLES?!
I DEMAND A REDO! I DEMAND A NEW CAKE, NEW CANDLES, AND A NEW CHANCE TO MAKE A WISH WITHOUT SOME CANDLE-HATING MENACE RUINING IT FOR ME!

@Anonymous

I'm so fed up with my girlfriend right now! She's been consistently infuriating and unsupportive, always prioritizing her own damn needs over mine. It feels like she's not even trying to understand my perspective, and it's like talking to a brick wall. We have the same damn conversation over and over again, and nothing ever changes. I'm sick of walking on eggshells around her, never knowing when she'll blow up at me or shut down completely. I wish she could just listen to me and try to understand where I'm coming from, instead of always getting defensive and making everything about herself. I feel like I'm not being heard or seen in this relationship, and it's really taking a toll on me

@Anonymous

Joe Biden's presidency has been a complete disaster! He's had chance after chance to get things right, but he's blown it every time. His policies are weak, his leadership is lacking, and his ability to inspire is nonexistent.

He's had years to get things done, but all we've seen is inaction and excuses. He's out of touch with the people and more concerned with pleasing his donors and party elites.

His presidency is a mess, and it's time for a change. We need someone who can actually lead and get things done, not just make empty promises and smile for the cameras. #BidenIsAFailure #TimeForChange

@Anonymous

I am so goddamn tired of society's fucking fixation on big boobs! It's like, what the actual hell is wrong with people? I've got small boobs, and you know what? They're mine, and I'm damn proud of them! But no, instead of embracing our natural beauty, we're constantly bombarded with images of fake, airbrushed, and surgically enhanced "perfection".
Newsflash: not everyone wants or needs giant boobs to feel confident and sexy!

My small boobs are perfect for me, and I'm sick and tired of feeling like I don't measure up because of some arbitrary, outdated, and patriarchal beauty standard. It's complete and utter bullshit!

It's time to celebrate our individuality and ditch this ridiculous obsession with cup size! Let's embrace our unique shapes and sizes, and stop comparing ourselves to unrealistic ideals. Let's get angry, let's get loud, and let's take back our bodies and our self-worth! We deserve to feel beautiful and confident, no matter what our cup size!

@Anonymous

This freaking day can go to hell! First, my damn coffee is too weak, then I spill it all over my goddamn shirt, and to top it off, it starts pouring rain the moment I step outside without a fucking umbrella! Can't a person catch a break around here?! #RantMode #CoffeeFail #RainyDayBlues #Fml

@Anonymous

ARE YOU KIDDING ME, BROTHER-IN-LAW?! I just walked in on you LICKING THE KNIFE AND PUTTING IT BACK IN THE PEANUT BUTTER JAR! What kind of savage are you?! Do you know how many germs are on that knife?! And now you're contaminating our precious peanut butter?! Unbelievable! #Gross #PeanutButterAbuse #CleanlinessIsNextToGodliness #GetYourOwnSnacks

@Anonymous

I can't believe the girl I've been pining for is already goddamn taken! Like, what the actual fuck?! I swear, it's always the same story - I find someone I actually connect with, and of course, she's already off the market! It's like the universe is playing some sick joke on me.

And to make matters worse, her boyfriend is a total tool! I mean, I've seen high schoolers with more game than this guy. He's got the personality of a wet sock, and yet, she's still with him. I just don't get it!

I guess I'll just have to sit here, nursing my broken heart, and watch as she wastes her time with Mr. Wrong. Great, just great. #CrushMode #Taken #LoveSucks #WhyMe #StupidUniverse

@Anonymous

These are your daily reminders:

If you don't like America, get out.

There are only two genders.

The earth is ROUND

Guns don't kill people, people kill people.

Addiction is not a disease.

Tyra Banks is a cunt.

So is Ariana Grande.

George Floyd died of an overdose

Vaccines don't cause autism

If you come up to me begging for money when I'm just trying to walk somewhere, like work or the store, chances are high I will punch you in the face.

There is nothing and I mean NOTHING that’s important enough that a news station has to interrupt regularly scheduled programming to tell us. Tell us at the next news hour if it’s that important.

I am not sharing my seat on the train no matter how much you bitch and moan or how crowded or not crowded the train is.

Biden is still not my fucking president.

I am still not speaking to my cousin for disrespecting my wife by not inviting her to her baby shower!

@Anonymous

Are you kidding me?! Do you really need to douse yourself in a gallon of perfume before running errands?! Can't you just leave the scent of desperation and insecurity at home?!
I'm trying to buy my weekly groceries, not gag on a cloud of toxic fumes that make my eyes water and my throat constrict! Do you know how distracting it is to be trying to decide between organic and non-organic lettuce while simultaneously wondering if the person next to me is secretly a walking perfume factory?!
And don't even get me started on the so-called "fragrances" that are really just a cocktail of chemicals designed to make you smell like a combination of flowers, fruit, and desperation. you're not fooling anyone with your "I'm a confident and attractive person" scent. We can all smell the insecurity and low self-esteem wafting off you like a bad habit.
Just wear deodorant, people! It's not that hard! You don't need to bathe in perfume to be considered a functioning member of society. And if you're really that concerned about your body odor, maybe you should consider showering more frequently or using an antiperspirant that doesn't make everyone around you want to gag.
Rant over. (But seriously, stop wearing so much perfume to the grocery store. It's not worth the risk of asphyxiation.

@RedditSucks

REDDIT, YOU'VE DONE IT AGAIN! BANNED FOR SPEAKING MY MIND, FOR DARING TO CHALLENGE THE STATUS QUO! IT'S LIKE YOU'RE SCARED OF A LITTLE CONTROVERSY, A LITTLE DEBATE!
NEWSFLASH, REDDIT: THE TRUTH HURTS, AND SOMETIMES IT NEEDS TO BE SAID! BUT I GUESS THAT'S TOO MUCH FOR YOUR SENSITIVE MODS TO HANDLE!

I SWEAR, IT'S LIKE YOU'RE RUNNING A DAYCARE FOR ADULTS, WHERE ANYONE WHO DARES TO DISAGREE GETS A TIMEOUT! WELL, I'VE GOT NEWS FOR YOU, REDDIT: THE WORLD ISN'T ALWAYS RAINBOWS AND UNICORNS!

YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT HATE SPEECH? HOW ABOUT THE HATE SPEECH OF SILENCING ANYONE WHO DARES TO DISAGREE WITH YOU?! THAT'S THE REAL HATE SPEECH, REDDIT!
WELL, I'M DONE WITH YOUR CENSORSHIP, YOUR GROUPTHINK, AND YOUR FEAR OF CONTROVERSY! I'LL TAKE MY OPINIONS (AND MY RANTS) ELSEWHERE, WHERE THEY'RE ACTUALLY WELCOME! #RedditBan #CensorshipSucks #FreeSpeechMatters

@Anonymous

ARE YOU KIDDING ME, MUTTR?! SIX MONTHS AND COUNTING, AND YOU STILL HAVEN'T FINISHED YOUR SITE REBUILD?! I SWEAR, IT'S LIKE YOU GUYS ARE MOVING AT A GLACIER'S PACE!

I WAS PATIENT, I REALLY WAS... BUT SIX MONTHS IS JUST RIDICULOUS! I NEED A PLATFORM TO RANT AND VENT, AND YOU'RE LEAVING ME HIGH AND DRY!
THAT'S WHY I'M MAKING THE SWITCH TO (link unavailable)! AT LEAST THEY KNOW HOW TO GET THINGS DONE! #MuttrFail #SiteRebuildSnafu #RantingCommunityDeservesBetter

I'M NOT ASKING FOR MUCH, JUST A FUNCTIONAL SITE WHERE I CAN SHARE MY THOUGHTS WITHOUT ERROR MESSAGES AND BUGS! IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK?!
GUESS I'LL BE TAKING MY RANTS (AND MY PATIENCE) ELSEWHERE! #RantingOn #NewBeginnings #ItirksComHereICome

@RedditSucks

AND TO THINK, I USED TO CALL REDDIT MY 'HOME' ON THE INTERNET! I SPENT COUNTLESS HOURS SHARING MY THOUGHTS, ENGAGING IN DISCUSSIONS, AND SUPPORTING OTHERS... BUT NOW, I REALIZE IT WAS ALL A WASTE OF TIME!

REDDIT, YOU'VE BECOME A SHADOW OF YOUR FORMER SELF! A HAVEN FOR ECHO CHAMBERS, CENSORSHIP, AND GROUPTHINK! YOU'VE LOST TOUCH WITH YOUR ORIGINAL PURPOSE: TO FOSTER OPEN DISCUSSION AND COMMUNITY!

I'M DONE WITH YOUR FAKE 'COMMUNITY' AND YOUR HYPOCRITICAL MODS! I'M DONE WITH THE CONSTANT BICKERING AND INFIGHTING! I'M DONE WITH THE CENSORSHIP AND THE SILENCING OF OPINIONS THAT DON'T FIT THE NARRATIVE!

I'M TAKING MY LEAVE, REDDIT! I'LL FIND A NEW HOME WHERE MY OPINIONS ARE WELCOME, AND WHERE I CAN ENGAGE IN MEANINGFUL DISCUSSIONS WITHOUT FEAR OF RETRIBUTION! YOU'VE LOST A VALUABLE MEMBER, AND I HOPE YOU REALIZE IT SOON!

@RedditSucks

AND ANOTHER THING, REDDIT! YOU CLAIM TO BE ALL ABOUT FREE SPEECH AND OPEN DISCUSSION, BUT IT'S ALL JUST A LIE! YOU'RE JUST AS BAD AS THE MAINSTREAM MEDIA, CENSORING ANYONE WHO DARES TO CHALLENGE THE STATUS QUO!

I GUESS THE ONLY OPINIONS THAT MATTER ARE THE ONES THAT FIT YOUR NARROW, PROGRESSIVE AGENDA! ANYONE WHO DISAGREES IS JUST A 'HATER' OR A 'TROLL'!
WELL, NEWSFLASH, REDDIT: THE WORLD ISN'T ALWAYS RAINBOWS AND UNICORNS! SOMETIMES PEOPLE HAVE DIFFERENT OPINIONS, AND THAT'S OKAY! IT'S CALLED DIVERSITY OF THOUGHT, AND IT'S WHAT MAKES THE WORLD A MORE INTERESTING PLACE!

BUT I GUESS THAT'S TOO MUCH TO ASK FROM A BUNCH OF COWARDLY MODS WHO ARE AFRAID OF A LITTLE CONTROVERSY! SO GO AHEAD, KEEP CENSORING AND BANNING PEOPLE FOR SPEAKING THEIR MINDS! SEE IF I CARE! I'LL JUST TAKE MY BUSINESS (AND MY OPINIONS) ELSEWHERE!

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