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@Anonymous

I hate my stepdad he is always on my case about everything. Well guess what dude you are not my fucking real dad THANK GODDDDDDDDDDDDDD now go have a heart attack or something.

@Anonymous

I am so tired of fucking being an UBER driver these damn ass idiots more often then not do not wear their seatbelts. What do you think is going to happen if we crash you stupid fucks? or if we get pulled over it's my ass on the line. #UBER #wearyourdamnseatbelts #stupidpassengers

@Anonymous

Fuck I hate her so much she is just a stupid nasty bitch

@Anonymous

Is it bad that I identify as a stray cat?

@Anonymous

Life is a roller coaster of ups and downs mostly downs.

@Anonymous

I'm homeless currently and have to live with people I just don't wanna live with nor deal with I also really need a drink bad.

@Anonymous

Admins in fb groups really over use the at everyone tag. Like they really need to stop. In multiple groups they use it to advertise air duct cleaning or something similar. That is not the proper use for the tag.. fb really needs to get their shit together.

@Anonymous

From when I was 11 up until I was 18, I was a babysitter for two little girls (started with one).

So, this whole time, I experienced the beginning, middle and end of puberty.

The mom of these little girls had a HUGE ass. Imagine two deployed airbags full of pudding and decent-sized breasts. Depending on what she was wearing, they appeared to be anywhere between C and D cup.

One day, when I was 13, I thought it was a grand idea when she came to pick them up from her shift as a nurse to walk up and touch her butt.

At first, I was making it look like an accident, like brushing my hand against it, but over a series of a couple weeks, I was more deliberate, practically spanking it.

Each time I did it, she didn't react or anything. She didn't say anything to me, nothing. Three possible reasons why that was so:

1. She was probably busy gathering her kid (this was shortly before she got pregnant with the 2nd kid) and couldn't care less.
2. Her butt was so big she didn't even feel it or notice.
3. She liked it.

My grandmother, who really was the head babysitter for 70% of the day, saw me do it and berated me, with the following highlights:

"I saw you spanking her hiney. What are you some kind of a pervert?"
"You're lucky she didn't turn and smack you in the face."
"Do you do this to the girls at school?" (Me: "No, they're not huge like hers.")
"I don't care how big it is."
(Most important): "If I see you do that again, I'm gonna tell your parents."

That last one scared me, yes, even at 13.
So, to say the least, that's when it stopped.

@Anonymous

These are your daily reminders:

If you don't like America, you can get out.

There are only two genders.

The earth is ROUND

Vaccines don’t cause autism.

Autism does not give your kid a free pass to misbehave.

Guns don't kill people, people kill people.

Addiction is not a disease.

Tyra Banks is a cunt.

So is Ariana Grande.

If you come up to me begging for money when I'm just trying to walk somewhere, like work or the store, chances are high I will punch you in the face.

There is nothing and I mean NOTHING that’s important enough that a news station has to interrupt regularly scheduled programming to tell us. Tell us at the next news hour if it’s that important.

I am not sharing my seat on the train no matter how much you bitch and moan or how crowded or not crowded the train is.

Biden is not my fucking president.

I am still not speaking to my cousin for disrespecting my wife by not inviting her to her baby shower.

@Anonymous

Hubs took away my confetti and I want to know why!

@CherryButt27

Having a good day, got home, changed clothes and got my dinner. To tired to make anything soi was gonna eat #cherios.. welp not anymore. Now im hungry and over today. Though its stupid to now be in a bad mood after such a good day over spilled cereal. I am.
#spilledfood #goinghungry #ineedtakeout

@Mommastoblame

Seriously want to just walk around and ask people why they be stupid. Do they work hard at being stupid or is it natural? Is their a school to learn how to be stupid? Did the stupidity get past down to you? #stupid #dumbdumb #meme

@AlienSex

Don't mean to shit on your parade but playing xbox all the time is not a job skill.

@ItsOK

So I kinda made out with my best friend while super drunk idk how to face her sober

@678eating_cake

Why are middle aged women so fucking mean?

@ItsOK

I am so depressed all the time and nothing helps maybe I would be better if I just didn't exists

@Anonymous

I hate you and you don't have any fucking idea how much

@Roundandroundwego

So i'm dating this hot piece of ass problem is she's a virgin and she won't put out till marriage. I'm not fucking sure I can last that long I mean I am a dude I have fucking needs.

@Anonymous

My math teacher fucking sucks he literally yelled at me just because I couldn't understand what he was saying after that he told me I had detention. Like wtf?

@ShadowSorrow

Wish this world had a place in it for me.

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